why do lesbians always give their gfs such weird compliments? today i asked my gf how i looked in a new outfit and she said “like a cryptid on the moors babe” and idk what to do with that but i love it
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because we know what women want??? next question
the other day in the kitchen, my gf told me “you have very convenient ears” and it was incredibly sweet but literally impossible to explain why
I always wonder if this has something to do with how weird compliments weren’t weaponized against us. When my partners call me cute or pretty, it triggers things that make me want to fight but weird things stick and get through all the trauma and self hate.
that is honestly such a good point.
“I love your warm mammalian orbs.” For eyes. FOR EYES.
WHY Does she have Anything to DO with a deranged carcass like MYSELF I will never know but I am very grateful
And yeah, GOOD POINT.
My primary partner told me my new dress made me look like a goddess of the sea deciding whether or not to be vengeful :3
here’s an idea: you stay at my place, we watch movies and make out and in the morning I make you pancakes
I like hearing “I want you to come” instead of “you can come if you want”
Shades of Blue Asks
Baby blue - what’s the best compliment that you’ve ever recieved?Light blue - what’s the best advice that you’ve ever recieved?
Periwinkle - what’s the best thing that’s happened to you this week?
Powder blue - what are three objects you own that describe you?
Ice blue - what’s your favourite cuisine/style of cooking?
Morning blue - what age do you wish you could permanently be?
Medium blue - what do you take for granted?
Argentinian blue - if you could switch closets with any celebrity or fictional character, who would it be and what would you wear?
Ruddy blue - what are you interested in that most people haven’t heard of?
Spanish blue - what’s your pick-me-up song?
Liberty blue - what do you hope never changes?
Egyptian blue - what’s something you really want that you can’t afford?
Ultramarine - do you have any favourite/significant numbers?
Neon blue - what could you give an hour long presentation on with zero preparation?
Delft blue - what mistake do you keep making over and over again?
Duck blue - what have you created that you’re the most proud of?
Dark blue - what’s your favourite genre of book or movie?
Resolution blue - what hobby would you get into if you had the time + money?
Polynesian blue - what’s the best gift you’ve ever recieved?
Navy blue - what is the title of your current chapter of life?
Midnight blue - what song gets you hyped?
Sapphire - do you have any personal ‘rules’?
Picotee blue - what skill do you want to master?
Independence blue - where’s the farthest you’ve ever been from home?
Space Cadet - if you could make one rule that everyone had to follow, what would it be?
Flourescent blue - what’s your favourite inside joke that you have with your friend group + class + family?
Teal - what’s something horrible that everyone should try once?
“How do you stop yourself from worrying? I think of all the good things in my life. What about the bad things? There’s no room for them inside my head. Not anymore.”
— Judy Blume
